{"product_id":"20-questions-bootleg","title":"20-Questions-Bootleg","description":"\u003ch6 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e[falling down a really big hole]\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDead Bill: \u003cem\u003eHey, you wanna play 20 questions?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Ted: \u003cem\u003eOkay! I got one!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Bill: \u003cem\u003eAre you a mineral?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Ted: \u003cem\u003eYeah!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Bill: \u003cem\u003eAre you a tank?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDead Ted: \u003cem\u003eWhoa! Yeah!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTimed drops. Available for a month or until I get a C\u0026amp;D whichever comes first.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eI'm so sure this is gonna get a C\u0026amp;D.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed blanks. This shirt has my favorite fit, kinda boxy, sized perfectly, unisex-sizing and wears in real well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e-----------------\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures ⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSoft washed garment dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eDouble-needle stitching on neck, sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eRelaxed fit tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinting \u0026amp; Fulfillment \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted by Boss Dog apparel, made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll orders are subject to verification prior to processing and shipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOrders are typically shipped within 2 - 4 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOur current available shipping method is USPS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll sales are final.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAs a small operation (just me), we’re unable to accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless the issue is due to damage or an error on our end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eIf you received a defective item or the wrong size, please contact us and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/return-policy\"\u003eReturn policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"a pile of dirt","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ S","offer_id":49698698395803,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ M","offer_id":49698698428571,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ L","offer_id":49698698461339,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ XL","offer_id":49698698494107,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 2XL","offer_id":49698698526875,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 3XL","offer_id":49698698559643,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 4xl","offer_id":49698698592411,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/6793\/1035\/files\/20-Questions-Bootleg-CCV2_BLACK.png?v=1790873747","url":"https:\/\/apileofdirt.com\/products\/20-questions-bootleg","provider":"a pile of dirt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}