{"title":"Everything","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll active products go here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"nesl-logo-hoodie","title":"The Original New England Stone Lifting Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the first logo I did for NESL, it will always be available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e-----------------\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures ⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSoft washed garment dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eDouble-needle stitching on neck, sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eRelaxed fit tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinting \u0026amp; Fulfillment \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted by Boss Dog apparel, made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll orders are subject to verification prior to processing and shipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOrders are typically shipped within 2 - 4 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOur current available shipping method is USPS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll sales are final.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAs a small operation (just me), we’re unable to accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless the issue is due to damage or an error on our end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eIf you received a defective item or the wrong size, please contact us and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/return-policy\"\u003eReturn policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"a pile of dirt","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45980091842715,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45980091875483,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45980091908251,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45980091941019,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45980091973787,"sku":null,"price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45980092006555,"sku":null,"price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":45980092039323,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":45980092072091,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/6793\/1035\/files\/The_Original_New_England_Stone_Lifting_Hoodie.png?v=1790445888"},{"product_id":"nesl-stones-rock-black","title":"Stones Rock","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA NESL CLASSIC\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWe all know it, so why not show it. \u003cbr\u003eSTONES ROCK. Another NESL perennial, always available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed blanks. This shirt has my favorite fit, kinda boxy, sized perfectly, unisex-sizing and wears in real well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e-----------------\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures ⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSoft washed garment dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eDouble-needle stitching on neck, sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eRelaxed fit tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinting \u0026amp; Fulfillment \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted by Boss Dog apparel, made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll orders are subject to verification prior to processing and shipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOrders are typically shipped within 2 - 4 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eOur current available shipping method is USPS.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAll sales are final.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eAs a small operation (just me), we’re unable to accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless the issue is due to damage or an error on our end.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eIf you received a defective item or the wrong size, please contact us and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eFor more details, please review our \u003ca href=\"\/return-policy\"\u003eReturn policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"a pile of dirt","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ S","offer_id":45980129755291,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ M","offer_id":45980129788059,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ L","offer_id":45980129820827,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ XL","offer_id":45980129853595,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 2XL","offer_id":45980129886363,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 3XL","offer_id":45980129919131,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 4XL","offer_id":49555660144795,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/6793\/1035\/files\/NESL-STONES-ROCK-CC17_BLACK_TEEMOCK.png?v=1737071722"},{"product_id":"nesl-a-a","title":"NESL A\/A","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the Antiracist Antifascist stonelifter in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTee is an adult unisex short sleeve heavyweight t-shirt that is garment-dyed and soft-washed for a comfortable vintage look and feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft washed garment dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on neck, sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVintage Look and Feel with Garment Dye \u0026amp; Soft Washing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 6.1 oz heavyweight tee is already geared for softness with its 32 singles 100% ringspun cotton construction. The comfortability is taken to another level during the unique garment-dye and washing process that gives this tee its unique look and the ultra-soft worn-in feel of your favorite old t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• All orders are subject to verification prior to processing and shipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shipments are usually not processed on weekends and holidays\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• All sales are final sales, we do not accept returns or exchanges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"a pile of dirt","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ S","offer_id":46027757093019,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ M","offer_id":46027757125787,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ L","offer_id":46027757158555,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ XL","offer_id":46027757191323,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 2XL","offer_id":46027757224091,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 3XL","offer_id":46027757256859,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Premium - Comfort Colors \/ 4XL","offer_id":49652021231771,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/6793\/1035\/files\/NESL-ANTI-RACIST-CC17_BLACK_TEEMOCK.png?v=1738442598"},{"product_id":"bridgewater-triangle","title":"The Bridgewater Triangle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHave you been to the Bridgewater Triangle?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDid you see anything?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eNo?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWell at least you can get a shirt out of the trip.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eBridgewater Triangle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is an area of about 200 square miles (520 km\u003c\/span\u003e\u003csup\u003e2\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003cspan\u003e) within southeastern \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Massachusetts\" title=\"Massachusetts\"\u003eMassachusetts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/United_States\" title=\"United States\"\u003eUnited States\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003csup id=\"cite_ref-:0_1-0\" class=\"reference\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle#cite_note-:0-1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e[\u003c\/span\u003e1\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003cspan\u003e claimed to be a site of alleged \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paranormal_phenomena\" class=\"mw-redirect\" title=\"Paranormal phenomena\"\u003eparanormal phenomena\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, ranging from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/UFO\" class=\"mw-redirect\" title=\"UFO\"\u003eUFOs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Poltergeists\" class=\"mw-redirect\" title=\"Poltergeists\"\u003epoltergeists\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and other spectral phenomena, various \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bigfoot\" title=\"Bigfoot\"\u003ebigfoot\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-like sightings, giant snakes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003csup id=\"cite_ref-:22_2-0\" class=\"reference\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle#cite_note-:22-2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e[\u003c\/span\u003e2\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Thunderbird_(cryptozoology)\" class=\"mw-redirect\" title=\"Thunderbird (cryptozoology)\"\u003ethunderbirds\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003csup id=\"cite_ref-:22_2-1\" class=\"reference\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle#cite_note-:22-2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e[\u003c\/span\u003e2\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The term was coined by New England-based \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cryptozoology\" title=\"Cryptozoology\"\u003ecryptozoologist\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Loren_Coleman\" title=\"Loren Coleman\"\u003eLoren Coleman\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003csup id=\"cite_ref-:22_2-2\" class=\"reference\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle#cite_note-:22-2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e[\u003c\/span\u003e2\u003cspan class=\"cite-bracket\"\u003e]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"footnote: Wikipedia link.\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehttps:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bridgewater_Triangle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"reference\"\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted on Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed blanks. This shirt has my favorite fit, kinda boxy, sized perfectly, unisex-sizing and wears in real well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePlease refer to sizing chart!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e-----------------\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures ⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% ringspun cotton 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSoft washed garment dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eTwill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eSet-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eDouble-needle stitching on neck, sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003eRelaxed fit tubular body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinting \u0026amp; Fulfillment \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⬇️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePrinted by Boss Dog apparel, made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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